with "Adee Phelans" I'll give Becks a winning haircut

ms; The English football team beat Argentina,
they got past Nigeria, they were due to play
Brazil. Hairdressers and haircuts were front
page news, "Tom 10, has a Sven" and the
media were right here in Southend with Adee
Phelan's "I'll give Becks a winning haircut."
English flags were flying everywhere. The night
before the big game I was busy co-ordinating
my master plan. I had a connection between
photographing hairdressers and England
winning at football. Surely now the time to
bring "FLUFFYTHON" into action, with its
massive concentration of fluffy energy,
England would be virtually guaranteed to win
the world cup. My thoughts had allready leapt
forward to rebuilding a national staduim and
filling it with hairdressers and the having a
picture taken by yours truly.